| I write
on a wide variety of subjects, including serious articles, fiction, poetry,
and humor.
(reasonably) Straight Fiction The Hellequin Cycle, a sci-fi novel. Chapter One. Political "Hey!" Making Criminals Out of You and Me Correcting That Typographical Error in Your Brain The Real Reason We Have Firearms Music Ravings How to Thoroughly Suck (or be Punk as Fuck) Obnoxious Fiction A Nice Young man for Christmas Bilious Humor Articulated the Gibbering Smegma articles from Spank ...And They Built a Crooked Cross Skunk Cabbage Poetry |